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Copy of National Library Week 2023

More about Haikus

Why Haiku and not other types of poetry?

Former Dean Steve Willborn encouraged the creation of haiku during his tenure as Dean. To build on that tradition we're inviting YOU to tap into your creative side and submit a haiku. Submitted haiku will be posted to a webpage (here are 2020's haiku) for the law school community to read and vote for a favorite. The haiku with the most votes will win Friday's basket. Need more inspiration? Check out the New York City in 17 Syllables from the New York Times and get those creative juices flowing!

Submissions

Writing my brief I

Use Westlaw and Lexis+ But

Not Chat-GPT

   ~Heather Haratsis

Stir this for me, please

Is this assumption of whisk?

Fresh chocolate torte

   ~Turner Jensen

Freedom to be Left

alone is a Right except

when we Disagree

   ~Matias Cava

In court we shall jest,

Citing precedents with zest,

Laws with wit, we test.

   ~Philip Abraham

In the courtroom dance,

Wit and caffeine fuel our stance,

Law puns, our best chance.

   ~Philip Abraham

One more and One more

One more, one more, another

Bolded Notes Case, ugh

   ~Taylor Finke

OCIs, job hunts

Resumes, cover letters

Just want to be paid

   ~Taylor Finke

Something smells funny

Toilet overflowed again

Don't flush paper towels

   ~Josh Hairston

Sometimes it is hard

To count to five and seven

But that's okay

   ~Paul Weitzel

Endless case readings

Legal jargon fills my mind

Law school consumes me

   ~William L. Duffy

First-year law student,

Socratic fear grips my soul,

Cold calls never end.

   ~William L. Duffy

Summary judgment:

Peculiar, unsteady

No eyes dead letters

   ~Zach Baker

Abettor reason

Bare numbers bitter treason

Austere Anubis

   ~Zach Baker

Hope is a habit

On the crest of saintly women

Washed by hand Thursdays

   ~Zach Baker

No alligator

When you say, "see you later!"

Say litigator.

   ~Heather Haratsis

Reasonable wind

Beyond judgment decided

Summer should be here

   ~Justin Firestone

In a bind, intrigue

Filled with words

Thrills and adventure

   ~Richard Leiter